Whatever You Do, Don’t Eat the Free Figs
The other day I came home and found this on my doorstep:
When P came home, I told him, but we still didn’t know the identity of our Fig Fairy even though I had asked around the neighbors.
P told me: “Don’t eat the figs!”
Because, um, we live in medieval times in which our nemici might foil our dastardly plans with tainted figs left outside our house? Please.
Needless to say, I ignored him and ate three of them later that evening.
And then was awake most of the night with a stomachache. Gah!
I pretended like I had no idea what I could’ve eaten to cause the discomfort as I certainly couldn’t tell P I ate the figs.
Thankfully, the pain passed and the next morning, before I discarded the figs, I ran into a woman who owned up to being our Fig Fairy. I breathed a huge sigh of relief as she’s certainly one of the nicest signore around–yet another one of my nonne in the village.
And only then did I tell P the full tale of the figs, which he, of course, found hilarious.
I’m thinking I’ll just listen to him next time — just in case.
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I think that you might have eaten too many figs and they got your digestive track going. I remember how sick my brother and I would get when my Grandfather brought a case of figs to us up in the sticks and we would eat more than we should.
But…but…it was only three little ones! I think you’re right, though, mixed with a heavy dose of self-fulfilling prophecy. I’m good with that mind over matter thing sometimes 😉
How bizarre!! Sorry that you got sick with the figs!
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Well don’t feel too sorry…I’ve eaten many more figs without incident since then 🙂
Poverina! Glad that you’re okay now.
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Thanks! I think I blame the election for my stomachache, actually 😉
I think it is b/c your stomach is used to stolen figs! THAT is what happened.
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You may be on to something there….
A delicious story! It made me smile but I’m not sure about listening to him next time. It made me wish I had a fig fairy here.
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Well with the power of his suggestion, I think I’d just rather be safe than sorry…and try harder to find the Fig Fairy!
Ah, P will never let you live that one down! The figs look sinfully good but I’m not a big fan of how they taste.
But your story reminded me of the time when I lived in Paris and my roommate and her boyfriend had pureed prunes from Agen. They were so tasty they finished the whole jar! And after a few hours they both woke up in the middle of the night, doubled over in pain shouting, “Oh, les pruneaux d’Agen!!”. Too funny!
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Ah see I know better than to mess with prunes at least 😉
You can’t beat Cherrye’s comment. She is bang on the money.
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She knows me too well 😉
I’m sorry you were sick, but that was pretty funny. I had this whole little movie going in my head, P looking very serious and ominous music playing in the background as he told you not to eat the figs, they you slash him with your rapier wit and … well then it sort of becomes farce 😉
Glad the figs were proven innocent in the end.
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Yes, I’m glad the figs were redeemed as well…did you see how full that plate was?!
I would give anything to have a fig fairy…
an italian fruit and veggie fairy that would come to my house! Perhaps a gelato fairy and a cheese fairy…oh my list goes on!
They look luscious- I can almost taste them!
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Ooh yes, I’d like *those* fairies too 🙂
But, but, but…why? Why would you get sick. C’mon, inquiring minds want to know!!!
I love fresh figs. With melon. Or honey and walnuts.
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I personally just think P jinxed me, but that’s my belief in malocchio talking 😉
I am sorry you got sick from the figs but your story did give me my morning giggle!! Thanks!
At least something good came out of it 😉
Too funny! I would have totally done what you did and would have eaten the darn figs! Stupid curse … Oops, did I just bring one on myself?
Nah, I don’t think the curse is *that* strong. I hope not anyway.
I hope you feel better today!
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Oh I felt much better the next morning…been eating figs ever since 😉
It would have been hard for me to pass up free figs as well. Hope you’re feeling better today!
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Thanks Lisa! All better here, thanks 🙂
Hope you are feeling a lot better now..I would of done what you did.
I know what my husband would say ” Well I did say not to eat them” 🙂
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Hah, that’s *exactly* why I didn’t tell P that I had eaten them until I was sure they didn’t cause my stomachache (not in a poisoning way at least) 😉
Oh, please…you got sick from something else! Nothing should stop you from eating figs!!! ;-)))
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Agreed 100% Saretta 🙂
Aww, how could something so wonderful give you a bellyache? That’s a bummer. Glad you’re feeling better now though. 🙂
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Thanks Susan, and don’t worry–I definitely haven’t held it against the figs 🙂
THe only fresh figs I’ve ever had weren’t very good, though I’m guessing it’ s not the easiest thing to purchase in our neck of the woods.
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Well not everyone loves figs, but I can’t imagine that the ones you’d get in Alaska are some of the best either–they really don’t stay very long after they’re off the tree. You’ll just have to come on over and try for yourself 🙂
That’s such a funny story…but glad you’re feeling better now. What a cute presentation – I’d love to find it outside my door 🙂
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I know! I love that fig leaf on top!
Funny. When I lived in Sicily, I often found figs (or lemons, oranges & prickly pears) on my door step and was always a little scared to eat them. I thought, “why don’t these fruit givers leave a little note so I know I’m not being poisoned!”
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I know, right? Would make enjoying these gifts that much easier 😉
My goodness! Those figs look fabulous! Does your Fig Fairy do international deliveries?
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Hah, I can ask 😉
Mine keep dropping for lack of rain, rain which has been promised three times in a week. Yesterday was 10°C higher than normal. Poor, hopeless figs…
I bought some Saturday in the market and made a fig and cheese tart for my neighbors’ dinner party, though.
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I’m waiting for rain too, but at least our figs are holding up OK. That tart sounds lovely 🙂
This SO cracked me up and feels so totally Italian to me.
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Yes, I think it’s a rather uniquely Italian experience too 🙂
they do look delicious though…. and I love the fig leaf that covers them. Ohhhhh Calabria, how I miss thee. Hope you’re well Michelle
All is well here, Joe! Thanks 🙂
I have a home in Sicily and during August eat a lot of figs, I have never had a problem maybe I have a very strong digestive system. Even if I have problems I would certainly not complain as the fruits in Sicily are out of this world. Living in Belgium brings it home to you, what is imported is dreadful. We gave up buying many of these fruits here unfortunately and stick to the rather boring stuff. This is not a criticism but just to say be thankful for what we have.
I didn’t have a problem before with figs (been eating them for years!) and haven’t since (have had at least 20 since that episode, although not at once). I honestly don’t think it was them…but the malocchio that P put on me 😉
Oh! Cara! I’d have eaten them too, I just love figs.
Haven’t had fresh figs in about a hundred years. Sorry they bit you back!
You know… you should do a fig recipe now, one of these Wednesdays…
;o)
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I think I’ve eaten our fair share 🙂
Cute story! I wish I had a fig fairy or any kind of fairy for that matter. Too bad you got sick though.
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No worries Annie; was worth the mild discomfort 😉
Free figs are always to be eaten with gusto and dame the indigestion or consequences after, its not forever , I can never leave a fig uneaten.
Other things not be left uneaten
pomegranates , olives , lemons , melons grapes and especially prickly pears!
Haha, I think you may be right, Nell 🙂