A Pre-Valentine’s Day Chuckle

Some classic male/female humor leading up to San Valentino:

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.” He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m., and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up.”

Men are just not equipped for these kinds of contests.

5 Beans of Wisdom to “A Pre-Valentine’s Day Chuckle”
  1. Becslifeonline

    This is very funny… Very clever wife! 😀 I might try this out for real haha.

  2. Annika

    We’re just too smart for them. We really are. 🙂

  3. Delina

    Just to confirm we are the stronger sex! 😀

  4. Gil

    She must have been Calabrese or Sicilian. Sounds lik something my little sister would do.

  5. J.Doe

    Very cute.



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