2 February 2007
a pre-valentine’s day chuckle
A special thanks to my brother for providing some classic male/female humor leading up to San Valentino:
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 a.m. for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 a.m.” He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m., and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, “It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up.”
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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Becslifeonline on 02 Feb 2007 at 8:39 pm #
This is very funny… Very clever wife!
I might try this out for real haha.
Annika on 02 Feb 2007 at 9:27 pm #
We’re just too smart for them. We really are.
Delina on 02 Feb 2007 at 10:10 pm #
Just to confirm we are the stronger sex!
Gil on 03 Feb 2007 at 9:52 am #
She must have been Calabrese or Sicilian. Sounds lik something my little sister would do.
J.Doe on 03 Feb 2007 at 2:25 pm #
Very cute.